Do u fondue
I CAN’T LMAO
Fucked up to the 10th power.
Best one.something we’d do tbh
i am crying
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
Tried to explain the concept of being transgender to a 5 year old but ended up rambling about sandwiches this has gone so wrong
When your parents call you by your full name
do u think buckys arm makes overheated computer sounds when he blushes due to his rise in body temperature like imagine steve kissing his cheek and suddenly u hear “WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
This is really important. It made me cry, because of how true it was. I hope you guys stop what you’re doing for a second to share this. It really is important. There is nothing wrong with doing things “Like a girl.” And you should never be ashamed of it either.