Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great.
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'
Release the penguins
when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME
PETITION TO HAVE A MOVIE MADE OUT OF THIS STORY.
Like A Boss!!! This just made my day
*sheds a tear*
woAH I LITERALLY HAD TO THINK ABOUT HOW AWESOME THIS WAS, I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT WAS REAl
"Learn to take a joke"
Yeah learn to make one
yabba dabba done with ur shit
When Deadpool first met Spider-Man, he said he was him from the future. Spider-Man cried.